what if?

I love Target. It is my go-to store for less expensive pants for work and for simple dresses for events.  I love it.

But these holiday commercials are driving me batty.  More so, they've got me concerned about the fictional family life of this woman:



She scares me.

Then I heard the radio commercials where she wakes her kids up at midnight and proceeds to get them up to open gifts when they really want to sleep. And the one where she's talking to her husband about it being Christmas. Now.

Ok, I get the humor.  She wants it to be best holiday for her family ever.  But I'd lose my mind if she was my mom or wife.  Who marries someone like this?  Then, I thought: what if she was normal then she got all married and what not and had kids and what not and turned into this nutso-holiday-insano woman. (I know, she's fictional, but still).

What if when we get married, I turn into her?!?!  Oh god.

What are you scared of after the wedding?